One of the funniest forum post that I have seen in awhile. Also, sadly enough, one of the most accurate.
Men confuse me. How do you know if they’re even vaguely interested?
The overwhelming majority of the time, here is how to check.
Pulse : Yes/No
If the answer is yes, chances are very, very good that he will be interested in having sex with you.
If you are looking for a relationship, that is a different kettle of fish. For that, here is the secret trick: If you are looking for hidden meanings, symbolism, subtle signs and deep interpretation, you are doing it wrong. Most men have the depth of a puddle on the sidewalk and the subtlety of a brick upside the head. Just ask.
Names omitted to protect the funny.
